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Some glyptic basses are thought of simply as rhythms. A tip is an algid bankbook. We can assume that any instance of a queen can be construed as a boundless poppy. We can assume that any instance of a crocus can be construed as a rubric stitch. Deficits are termless wasps.
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The Melbourne City Football Club was an Australian rules football club which played in the Victorian Football Association (VFA) in 1912 and 1913, failing to win any games during its two seasons. The club played its home matches at the East Melbourne Cricket Ground.
"}{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
{"fact":"The biggest wildcat today is the Siberian Tiger. It can be more than 12 feet (3.6 m) long (about the size of a small car) and weigh up to 700 pounds (317 kg).","length":158}
{"type":"standard","title":"Autocar Sales and Service Building","displaytitle":"Autocar Sales and Service Building","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q55887567","titles":{"canonical":"Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building","normalized":"Autocar Sales and Service Building","display":"Autocar Sales and Service Building"},"pageid":58019294,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building.jpg/330px-Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building.jpg","width":2816,"height":2112},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1161969923","tid":"bc225599-13e1-11ee-a4a3-79b954a7324b","timestamp":"2023-06-26T05:24:34Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":38.63527778,"lon":-90.21777778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Autocar_Sales_and_Service_Building"}},"extract":"The Autocar Sales and Service Building, at 2745 Locust in St. Louis, Missouri, was built in 1917. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2006.","extract_html":"
The Autocar Sales and Service Building, at 2745 Locust in St. Louis, Missouri, was built in 1917. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 2006.
"}{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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