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The Dallas, Garland & Northeastern Railroad is a short-line railroad headquartered in Garland, Texas. The railroad operates over 170 miles (270 km) of track in the North Texas region. It is a subsidiary of short-line operator Genesee & Wyoming.
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Novorizonte is a municipality in the northeast of the Brazilian state of Minas Gerais. Its population in 2020 was 5,324 inhabitants in a total area of 264 km².
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Hill Township is one of thirty townships in Knox County, Nebraska, United States. The population was 761 at the 2020 census. A 2023 estimate placed the township's population at 763.
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