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{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}

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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}

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