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Traveller's Samples is a 1951 short story collection by Frank O'Connor. It features the following stories:

  • First Confession
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  • The Man of the House
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  • The Idealist
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  • The Drunkard
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  • The Thief
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  • My First Protestant
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  • This Mortal Coil
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  • Old Age Pensioners
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  • Legal Aid
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  • The Masculine Principle
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  • The Sentry
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  • Jerome
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  • The Lady of the Sagas
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  • Darcy in the Land of Youth
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}

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Jimmy Bower is an American musician, best known as drummer for southern metal supergroup Down and guitarist for sludge metal band Eyehategod. He has previously also played drums with Crowbar and Corrosion of Conformity, and rhythm guitar in Superjoint.

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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

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