{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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